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Life in the Uncanny Valley
female. blonde. petite. has a boyfriend. travels. enjoying the bizarre and the unexpected in art and life. I check out every blog who follows me, and usually follow back.
"No human volunteers were used for feeding the mosquitoes."
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.
(via thesilverlorgnette)
Source: themongooseandthesnake
What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?.
-On being voted “Best Bum” in a British poll.
(via thesilverlorgnette)
Source: clientsfromhellMe: Did you want it printed in CMYK or RGB?
Client: Let’s do RGB, we’re trying to save money.
Me: Trying to save money?
Client: Yeah, three colours should do it. No need to spring for a fourth.
